Tag: humor

Yes, I live in Colorado. No, I’m Not Going Skiing this...

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I have a confession to make. I live in Colorado, and I don’t ski. I do not have a ski pass, not even for...

Be Inspired: 7 Mom-Instagram Accounts to Follow Today

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From cooking, to keeping your toddlers active, to fashion, to elevating women’s voices, here are a selection of Mom-powered Instagram accounts that you need...

#thirdchildproblems: the trials and tribulations a third child faces

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Being the last baby in a family of three has its fair share of ups and downs. As our third child nears his first...

Life Lessons Learned At (Or Near) The Changing Table

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A while back one of the women on my team walked into my office with that look on her face, that look that told...

The ABC’s of Toddlers

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Toddlers. Terrible-twos. Trouble makers. Threenagers. Tots. Young children. This stage of childhood is overflowing with emotion, energy and excitement. No matter what sort of...

How I Keep Myself From SNAPPING at My Kids (Sometimes)

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Usually when I feel myself losing my schmidt as a mom, it's because both kids are pushing me to the brink in a very methodical...

The Twelve Steps of a Brother Fight in Our House (Ages...

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My two oldest boys are two and half years apart and are truly the best of friends. The kind of friends who disagree much...

I Don’t Like Your Children

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Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t like your children. It’s nothing personal. I’m sure they’re really sweet, cute kids; it’s just...

Breaking Up with 4-Letter Words

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A few weeks ago, my 4-year-old daughter was playing upstairs on her own. I could hear her sweet musings to her stuffed animals as...

Getting Through a Toddler Rough Patch

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This morning I was woken up at exactly 6:23 by my three-and-a-half-year-old daughter whisper-shouting "I need my bottom wiped!"  A month ago I would have...

Today, I Should Have Been Fired

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I should've been fired today. To start with, I woke up late because I’ve gotten in the habit of hitting the snooze button. My...

Wannabe Crunchy Mom

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. I have a confession: I love the crunchy lifestyle. And another confession: I do not have one. It was probably my move to Colorado and my year of...

Thank You Notes From a Mom

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November is my favorite month for many reasons: my daughter’s birthday, Thanksgiving, and it’s finally socially acceptable to begin playing Christmas music. Of course,...

80s Movies I Can’t Wait To Share With My Daughter

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When I was growing up, movies were a big deal in my family. Once my brother and I decided that we liked a movie, we...